Get it? The Cleanest Dirty Joke In Town
Jul 30, 2014 14:33:15 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2014 14:33:15 GMT -6
A teenager comes down to breakfast. Since he and his family live on a
farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the boy.
His mother tells him, 'no breakfast' until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little mad, so he goes off to feed the chickens and
he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows and he kicks a cow. He
goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for
breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in
my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon
for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't
getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
halfway across the kitchen.
The boy looks up at his mother with a sneer and says,
"You gonna tell him or should I?"
farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the boy.
His mother tells him, 'no breakfast' until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little mad, so he goes off to feed the chickens and
he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows and he kicks a cow. He
goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for
breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in
my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon
for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't
getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
halfway across the kitchen.
The boy looks up at his mother with a sneer and says,
"You gonna tell him or should I?"
