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Post by capncrunch on Feb 21, 2016 15:34:43 GMT -6
I predict the Bigfoot numbers will increase as the deer population goes up. what do you call a bigfoot and a deer if they mated?
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Post by antamaleen on Feb 21, 2016 15:38:20 GMT -6
Sassies come in all shapes and sizes. Hair color too. Hopefully the don't follow the trend of purple hair. Maybe the right shade. Lol!
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Post by dive61364 on Feb 21, 2016 15:55:37 GMT -6
if a bigfoot mated a deer it would be called perverted lol.
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Post by antamaleen on Feb 21, 2016 15:56:24 GMT -6
You forgot gross.
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Post by capncrunch on Feb 21, 2016 15:57:10 GMT -6
if a bigfoot mated a deer it would be called perverted lol. Or relieved.
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Post by antamaleen on Feb 21, 2016 15:59:25 GMT -6
if a bigfoot mated a deer it would be called perverted lol. Or relieved. OMG! Puking! Retching! OMG the visual!!!!!!
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Post by capncrunch on Feb 21, 2016 16:18:49 GMT -6
OMG! Puking! Retching! OMG the visual!!!!!! I'm sorry for that visual.
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Post by antamaleen on Feb 21, 2016 16:21:32 GMT -6
OMG! Puking! Retching! OMG the visual!!!!!! I'm sorry for that visual. Sick thing is...... I want to know the answer. Lolololololololololololololololololol!!!
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Post by capncrunch on Feb 21, 2016 16:23:21 GMT -6
Bigfoot DNA results say the Sasquatch is real and the result of human women mating with an 'unknown hominin'
Bigfoot is real, says a new genetics study out of the U.S. And not only that, but the creature known as the Sasquatch is the result of human women mating with an “unknown hominin” species about 15,000 years ago.
“The genome sequencing shows that Sasquatch mtDNA is identical to modern Homo sapiens, but Sasquatch nuDNA is a novel, unknown hominin related to Homo sapiens and other primate species,” said team leader veterinarian Dr. Melba S. Ketchum in a news release. “Our data indicate that the North American Sasquatch is a hybrid species, the result of males of an unknown hominin species crossing with female Homo sapiens.”
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When reached for comment through his official biographer, Graham Roumieu, Bigfoot had the following to say:
Q So apparently a researcher down in Texas has conducted DNA testing that proves you exist. Care to comment? Bigfoot What? Had not heard about this until now! Have feeling this all part of grander scheme to blackmail Bigfoot with threat of paternity tests.
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Dr. Ketchum is a research scientist who specializes in forensics and genetics and is a published participant in the work to map the equine genome. She began testing on purported Bigfoot hair samples provided to her five years ago.
Obviously, there are many open questions about the study. It has not yet been peer reviewed and published in a scientific journal, meaning that the pure science behind the analysis is not yet known.
Additionally, as the L.A. Times points out, just because there are anomalies in the DNA does not mean that the DNA isn’t human.
“Human DNA plus some anomalies or unknowns does not equal an impossible human-ape hybrid,” Yale neurologist Dr. Steven Novella said on NeuroLogica Blog. “It equals human DNA plus some anomalies.”
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Post by antamaleen on Feb 21, 2016 16:27:41 GMT -6
Doesn't answer.
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Post by capncrunch on Feb 21, 2016 16:52:46 GMT -6
Sex Life of the Male Bigfoot “It smells like Bigfoot’s dick!” wails one TV station employee (about another’s cologne) in the film Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. It’s a joke, of course, because who really knows what Bigfoot’s boner smells like? Bigfoot sex is a legitimate issue. Actually, a few people. A man who goes by the pen name Jan Klement describes in his book The Creature: Personal Experiences with Bigfoot his encounters with a Bigfoot he named Kong. Set in the early '70s at a rural Pennsylvania cabin, Klement writes that during one of his visits, he noticed that “Kong had arrived at the cabin with this massive erection. Usually his penis hung limp and after a time it ceased to exist ... . Limp, it seemed to be about an inch in diameter and about six inches long. It looked very human with a red head that occasionally poked out from the foreskin. His testicles were not overly large but they hung to about the same length as the penis.” Just when you’re thinking that Klement is perhaps sharing a little too much, he describes another event: “There was a commotion among the cows ... . Kong was mounted on a large Holstein cow and was shoving away. The cow would start to walk away and Kong would lift his legs and hang on with his hands cupped against the side of the cow until it would stop and then he would begin working his buttocks rapidly again.” (Klement does not report any foreplay, nor is there a record of whether or not Kong called the next day.) Bigfoot’s bent for bovine buggery isn’t all. A Canadian lumberjack named Albert Ostman claimed that in 1924 he had been kidnapped by a family of Bigfoot while camping in a British Columbia forest. He said he was abducted while in a sleeping bag and held captive for about a week. He said he was taken as a suitor for the young female Bigfoot of the family, whom he described as shy and flat-chested. That coupling apparently didn’t happen, though he did pay attention to the penis on the father, which he reported was about two inches long.
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Post by antamaleen on Feb 21, 2016 17:49:26 GMT -6
Lololololololololololololololololololol LMAO ROTF LMAO ROTF LMAO ROTF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by capncrunch on Feb 21, 2016 19:44:50 GMT -6
Lololololololololololololololololololol LMAO ROTF LMAO ROTF LMAO ROTF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought you would get a kick out of this.
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Post by antamaleen on Feb 21, 2016 20:51:34 GMT -6
Lololololololololololololololololololol LMAO ROTF LMAO ROTF LMAO ROTF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought you would get a kick out of this. On a bad day, I can look back.. and know.. somebody.. has it.. much..... worse. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
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Post by capncrunch on Feb 22, 2016 16:52:43 GMT -6
Someone left squatch some cheetos for him to snack on, for the evening.
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