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Post by colplumb on Dec 15, 2014 19:46:06 GMT -6
Curious what folks think I should do regarding beating the crap out of tourists in Streator every week? Am I beating up the right number? Should I beat up more? How violently should I punch them? Is it acceptable if I leave them with a few teeth or should I completely bash their face in and leave them with none.
I know there are some out there that think I am an almighty dictator and don't care what my citizens think. But that's not true. I do rule this land completely, but I also enjoy giving false hope to those beneath me that I give a crap.
With that said, please advise me to the number of tourist beatings the great people of Streator feel will be most effective in making this the most violent city in North central Illinois.
Thank you for your input my minions.
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Post by colplumb on Dec 15, 2014 19:48:07 GMT -6
For those of you who aren't aware, I am Mayor Lansford.
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Post by OutlawwithaSnipeSniper on Dec 15, 2014 20:14:13 GMT -6
Might as well get them all, can't let Chicago get a leg up on us............
( firmly tongue in cheek for the uptight on board....)
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Post by octavarium on Dec 15, 2014 20:26:28 GMT -6
How many tourists should you beat up?
Let me see.........
Both of them!
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Post by colplumb on Dec 15, 2014 20:32:41 GMT -6
How many tourists should you beat up? Let me see......... Both of them! Please indicate your choice of "two" in the poll so I can take it under advisement. I am nothing if not a stickler for following procedures. Besides being a first rate tourist-ass kicking motherf**ker. |
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Post by northsider on Dec 15, 2014 20:41:19 GMT -6
I have a quick question for you Col, with the upcoming holidays will you be considering relatives visiting from out of town as tourists in need of an azz kicking or will they be getting a free pass?
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Post by octavarium on Dec 15, 2014 21:01:20 GMT -6
How many tourists should you beat up? Let me see......... Both of them! Please indicate your choice of "two" in the poll so I can take it under advisement. I am nothing if not a stickler for following procedures. Besides being a first rate tourist-ass kicking m*th*rf**k*r. Thank you for your sage advice. For a moment I thought our tourist azz kicking friend was merely a sock of Kyle's. I withdraw that thought as this guy is just too funny. |
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Post by colplumb on Dec 15, 2014 21:18:17 GMT -6
I have a quick question for you Col, with the upcoming holidays will you be considering relatives visiting from out of town as tourists in need of an azz kicking or will they be getting a free pass? No free passes. They should have never left Streator to begin with. It burns my blood that these potential subjects of mine have escaped my grasp. It would have been my driving passion to ruin their lives had they stayed in Streator, so I will ruin their Christmas and beat their face in while I can. Merry Christmas to all, and to all tourists a watch the f**k out. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2014 4:05:19 GMT -6
What event(s) brought this particular thread topic up?
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Post by Kyle Mitchell on Dec 16, 2014 6:40:26 GMT -6
What event(s) brought this particular thread topic up? I think someone hit some type of nerve in our community. I guess they figure that it is time to just let their true colors shine. |
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Post by OutlawwithaSnipeSniper on Dec 16, 2014 7:46:20 GMT -6
What event(s) brought this particular thread topic up? I think someone hit some type of nerve in our community. I guess they figure that it is time to just let their true colors shine. Kyle, what I wouldn't give to have a time machine to transport you back to the 50's and 60's when this really was a tough town. You would stroke out in 15 minutes. |
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Post by Kyle Mitchell on Dec 16, 2014 8:52:36 GMT -6
I think someone hit some type of nerve in our community. I guess they figure that it is time to just let their true colors shine. Kyle, what I wouldn't give to have a time machine to transport you back to the 50's and 60's when this really was a tough town. You would stroke out in 15 minutes. Don't you think that society has changed a little in that 60 years? In most of society isn't such violence much less acceptable now? If you go back a little further back, keeping slaves in line with violence was acceptable in our country too. We aren't in the 50's and 60's, a lot of things have happened since then, our society has evolved and hopefully has learned to treat one another better. In this day and age, I don't see a City leader suggesting violence against someone just because he doesn't like what they have to say as being part of that evolution. Just my one insignificant opinion though. |
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Post by dog on Dec 16, 2014 9:54:47 GMT -6
Kyle, what I wouldn't give to have a time machine to transport you back to the 50's and 60's when this really was a tough town. You would stroke out in 15 minutes. Don't you think that society has changed a little in that 60 years? In most of society isn't such violence much less acceptable now? If you go back a little further back, keeping slaves in line with violence was acceptable in our country too. We aren't in the 50's and 60's, a lot of things have happened since then, our society has evolved and hopefully has learned to treat one another better. In this day and age, I don't see a City leader suggesting violence against someone just because he doesn't like what they have to say as being part of that evolution. Just my one insignificant opinion though. Society HAS changed in the last 60 years but not all of it has been good. I actually think that society has accepted and is exposed toviolence more now. Look at the reports of people pouring acid on others and beating up seniors for the SS checks or shooting a kid for his Air Jordans or coat. In many instances we have become MORE violent, not less. Look at the industry you work in and profit from. How many acts of violence are portrayed in the movies you show? Look at Big Daddy with Adam Sandler. The ads for it showed Sandler and a small boy urinating in public against the side of a building. It seems to me that the movie industry doesn't think of it as a problem. I would bet you probably showed the movie and displayed the poster for that movie. With all the violence in movies and video games, the entertainment industry and YOU profit from, and promote violence, much more than bar fights that have been occurring probably from the day that bars came into existence. Isnt it sorta hypocritical of you to profit from glorifying acts of violence and illegal activities by showing them on the big screen? |
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Post by toshiko on Dec 16, 2014 10:28:47 GMT -6
Hey, we could use that as a promotion. Come to Streator...where tourist fight free!
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Post by dumdave on Dec 16, 2014 11:28:49 GMT -6
Sniper is right. If you wanted an a$$ kicking back then. Streator was the town. I had to dive into a convertable one time when surrounded by the local thugs. No reason. They didn't even know me. This has always been a hard town w/ hard guys.
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